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Knott's admission trade- I give you 9 bux - $9 (Orange County)
Beach Bl near La Palma
date:
saturday 2024-04-20
number available:
8
venue:
Knott's Berry Farm x4 gen+PeanutsX2
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2 tickets to Knott’s PEANUTS Celebration which expired 04.15.2024 but still good for general admission ($120 value) https://www.youtu.be/2AGiFu3OnSo
4 General Admission tickets ($240 value)
and enjoy them all as my gift to you.
HERE IS THE CATCH
Fully pay online a gift season pass w/parking from the official Knott's Berry Farm website https://knotts.com/season-passes in my name.
Included in my gift to you. If you invite me to your event, you'll also receive complementary escort by a certified Theme Park Historian, private tour, and chaperonage. This lonely grandpa will even cover one preferred parking on your visit if you pick me up nearby with my shiny new, fully paid, $399 2024 PRESTIGE Season Pass w/Parking in hand. I'm not interested in Soak City though and refuse to take advantage of my mobility issues as a front of line excuse, but I plan to upgrade, at my expense, the season dining and all-park upgrades. I just need you to boot-strap this exchange of favors.
You will receive six never used/scanned admission tickets which are unopened .pdf. allowing you to print them or present the images on your mobile device guaranteed to admit you at the gate. Go 6 times for one person, 3 times for two people, 2 times for three folks or show-out the whole clan at once and ADD TWO MORE, MY TREAT! The flexibility is yours. Simple transaction too, I don't want your money so keep your venmo, paypal, gift cards money orders to yourself - you can't get scammed. Once I see proof of your gift purchase directly with Knott's online will be Knott's welcome message in my e-mail inbox. That is when you get the .pdf admission media. either anywhere nearby in person, even at a police station if you are paranoid, or choose contactless instant delivery via email.
Knott's impulse admission is always more at the gate on the day of visit - $99ea for both junior & general, and my offer saves $120. My offer is otherwise a fair trade in value - Knott's online prepaid ticket prices for these six tickets is $390. Flat out I'll owe you $9, even-steven at online prices ignoring meals and parking. I offer so much more if you celebrate all at once - family reunion, birthday bash blowout, or likewise unofficial private event, Registered with the Magic Castle as an Enchanted Lifestyle Facilitator, also a Carolwood certified theme park historian, nowadays I am a retired professional party planner, and still a nifty locker substitute grandpa with a pocketfull of twisty balloons who can streamline your visit, whisk you in that day from VIP parking and I'll even admit two more with my 'bring-a-fiend" extension if you include me as your guest "Cherry Godfather!" A better bargain can't be had at any price - a value which is as enormous as my drug and liquor free belly. (Certified Santa performance and wedding ceremonies extra.)
Up to 8 Knott's regular day admission - $399 Lifetime of priceless memories of a terrific family jam - no charge.
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